these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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