Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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