i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
