Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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