I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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