i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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