so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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