When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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