Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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