just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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