sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
