the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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