I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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