thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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