I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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