I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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