We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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