Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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