i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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