I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
high people should be assigned attendants
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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