ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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