Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and i looked up. we had an audience...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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