do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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