My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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