I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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