I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
high people should be assigned attendants
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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