I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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