last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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