Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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