Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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