Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no you cant smoke seaweed
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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