But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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