hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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