what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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