We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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