it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
