Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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