so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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