doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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