Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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