So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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