John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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