I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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