the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My breasts were aching with rage.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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