Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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