3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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