Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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