Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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