on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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