she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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