there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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