He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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