chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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