birth control should be required to get into college
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
