the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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