Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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